1 00:00:01,794 --> 00:00:03,244 - Previously on Warehouse 13... 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:05,419 - Your sister, she's an incredibly dangerous woman! 3 00:00:05,453 --> 00:00:06,627 - What happened to claire? 4 00:00:06,661 --> 00:00:08,422 - The music box, it infected her. 5 00:00:08,456 --> 00:00:11,218 It was destroyed, so we had no artifact to neutralize. 6 00:00:11,252 --> 00:00:13,634 The only solution was to put claire 7 00:00:13,668 --> 00:00:15,256 In an artifact-induced coma. 8 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:16,568 - You're my sister, 9 00:00:16,602 --> 00:00:19,191 And there's no way I'm leaving you like this. 10 00:00:23,092 --> 00:00:24,438 [trumpet fanfare] 11 00:00:24,472 --> 00:00:25,301 - Make way! 12 00:00:25,335 --> 00:00:29,063 Make way for their royal majesties! 13 00:00:29,098 --> 00:00:30,064 Make way! 14 00:00:30,099 --> 00:00:31,410 - God save the queen! 15 00:00:31,445 --> 00:00:34,275 All: Hip hip huzzah! 16 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:37,071 Hip hip huzzah! 17 00:00:37,106 --> 00:00:42,801 - Greetings, royal subjects and visitors from the future. 18 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:46,218 The brave knight who triumphs in today's tournament 19 00:00:46,253 --> 00:00:50,257 Shall win my daughter's hand in marriage. 20 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:51,499 [cheers and applause] 21 00:00:51,534 --> 00:00:54,261 Let the festivities begin! 22 00:00:54,295 --> 00:00:57,436 [cheers and applause] - Huzzah! 23 00:00:57,471 --> 00:01:00,508 [medieval music] 24 00:01:00,543 --> 00:01:05,306 ♪ 25 00:01:05,341 --> 00:01:08,102 - Uh, you do know how juggling works, right? 26 00:01:08,137 --> 00:01:11,347 [laughter] 27 00:01:15,385 --> 00:01:17,180 No, man. You're supposed to catch them. 28 00:01:17,215 --> 00:01:18,492 That's the juggling part! 29 00:01:18,526 --> 00:01:21,219 [laughter] 30 00:01:21,253 --> 00:01:22,323 Oh, knave. 31 00:01:22,358 --> 00:01:25,637 Your fly is undone! 32 00:01:25,671 --> 00:01:28,260 [laughter] 33 00:01:28,295 --> 00:01:30,504 Oh, loser! - He's awful. 34 00:01:33,438 --> 00:01:36,613 - Oh, forsooth! 'tis another loser who vexes me! 35 00:01:38,167 --> 00:01:40,824 [laughs] 36 00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:46,382 [laughing] 37 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:51,249 [gasping] 38 00:01:51,283 --> 00:01:52,767 [coughs] 39 00:01:52,802 --> 00:01:55,391 - Is he okay? 40 00:01:55,425 --> 00:01:58,256 - He's having a heart attack! Somebody call 911! 41 00:01:58,290 --> 00:02:00,292 [dog barking] - You okay? 42 00:02:00,327 --> 00:02:01,811 Mister! 43 00:02:01,845 --> 00:02:03,813 - Call 911! 44 00:02:03,847 --> 00:02:05,677 [crowd murmuring] 45 00:02:05,711 --> 00:02:07,610 - Don't panic! 46 00:02:07,644 --> 00:02:09,198 [coughs] 47 00:02:09,232 --> 00:02:12,408 Don't panic. 48 00:02:12,442 --> 00:02:13,581 I mean, we could say they're cajun-style. 49 00:02:13,616 --> 00:02:15,790 - Oh, my god. Tell me there's cereal. 50 00:02:15,825 --> 00:02:17,206 - When's abigail back from her trip? 51 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,862 - Why? She doesn't cook either. 52 00:02:18,897 --> 00:02:20,795 - No, but she orders in really well. 53 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:22,314 - The new dark vault is ready. 54 00:02:22,349 --> 00:02:24,696 You have my permission to come back to the Warehouse. 55 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:25,973 The new vault is marvelous. 56 00:02:26,007 --> 00:02:27,492 Say what you will about Paracelsus, 57 00:02:27,526 --> 00:02:29,942 But the man had a knack for security. 58 00:02:29,977 --> 00:02:32,704 I've incorporated a few of his ideas, albeit it in a fashion 59 00:02:32,738 --> 00:02:36,294 More suitable to my beloved steampunk motif. 60 00:02:36,328 --> 00:02:38,434 I need a little help getting the artifacts moved back in. 61 00:02:38,468 --> 00:02:39,711 Oh! 62 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:40,884 We have a ping. 63 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:42,196 - Oh, thank god. - Yes! 64 00:02:42,231 --> 00:02:43,197 - I've been so bored. 65 00:02:43,232 --> 00:02:44,578 - From a renaissance faire. 66 00:02:44,612 --> 00:02:46,545 - Not it. - No. 67 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:47,960 N-- [groans] 68 00:02:47,995 --> 00:02:49,962 Tell me there's something else behind door number two. 69 00:02:49,997 --> 00:02:51,516 - No, but thanks for playing. 70 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:52,862 - Now wait a minute. Are you out of your mind? 71 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:55,278 Renaissance faires are awesome, man. 72 00:02:55,313 --> 00:02:58,626 They've got swords and wenches, and you can be 73 00:02:58,661 --> 00:03:00,387 A knight or a knave. 74 00:03:00,421 --> 00:03:01,629 Which one do you want to be, huh, knight or knave? 75 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:02,803 - [sighs] I want to be a federal agent. 76 00:03:02,837 --> 00:03:03,976 - You're already a federal agent. 77 00:03:04,011 --> 00:03:04,943 - Exactly. 78 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:07,394 - All right. Well, I want to be a knave. 79 00:03:07,428 --> 00:03:08,671 - You don't know what a knave is, do you? 80 00:03:08,705 --> 00:03:10,811 - It's a good thing. - Uh-huh. 81 00:03:10,845 --> 00:03:13,262 Be a knave. Take the federal agent with you. 82 00:03:13,296 --> 00:03:14,780 Claudia and Myka can help me here. 83 00:03:14,815 --> 00:03:16,955 Where is Claudia, by the way? - Oh, you know what? 84 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,889 I'm gonna go track her down, and we'll meet you there. 85 00:03:19,923 --> 00:03:21,960 - Excellent. Oh, tell me there's cereal. 86 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,307 [festive music] 87 00:03:24,342 --> 00:03:27,448 - Spices, tea, home remedies. - Methinks not, sir. 88 00:03:27,483 --> 00:03:28,587 [indistinct chatter] 89 00:03:28,622 --> 00:03:31,418 - Ooh, look! Swords! 90 00:03:31,452 --> 00:03:33,489 [grunts] [laughs] 91 00:03:33,523 --> 00:03:37,562 My god, this is everything I've ever wanted. 92 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:40,841 - [laughs] 93 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:43,706 - Okay, now it's everything I've ever wanted. 94 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:44,707 Wait, jinksy, hold it! - What, what? 95 00:03:44,741 --> 00:03:46,536 - Costume rentals! - No! 96 00:03:46,571 --> 00:03:47,986 - Come on, man! You can be a knight! 97 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,884 - Or not. Not is also an option. 98 00:03:49,919 --> 00:03:52,577 - But, man, I thought halloween was, like, gay christmas. 99 00:03:52,611 --> 00:03:53,992 You don't like costumes? 100 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:55,062 - I'm not a cliche. 101 00:03:55,096 --> 00:03:56,891 I-I don't watch the oscars either. 102 00:03:56,926 --> 00:03:59,480 - Really? Oh, maybe I'm gay. 103 00:03:59,515 --> 00:04:02,069 - Tournament today, 3:00! - Federal agent. 104 00:04:02,103 --> 00:04:04,658 I need to speak with whoever's in charge here. 105 00:04:04,692 --> 00:04:06,970 - S'wounds! An officer of the court. 106 00:04:07,005 --> 00:04:09,318 'tis an honor, milord. - Yes, fine. 107 00:04:09,352 --> 00:04:11,527 Can you please just tell me who's in charge? 108 00:04:11,561 --> 00:04:13,322 - T'would be the king, milord. 109 00:04:13,356 --> 00:04:15,910 Thee must seek a royal audience. 110 00:04:15,945 --> 00:04:18,016 - Of course I must. - [laughs] cool. 111 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,983 - Follow me. 112 00:04:20,018 --> 00:04:21,640 Make way! 113 00:04:21,675 --> 00:04:23,677 Make way for the officers of the court. 114 00:04:23,711 --> 00:04:24,885 - Hello, kingdom. 115 00:04:24,919 --> 00:04:29,303 Yes, 'tis my good fortune to be not only the sovereign 116 00:04:29,338 --> 00:04:32,548 Of this fair county, but also its proprietor. 117 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:34,515 - You own the faire? - Forsooth! 118 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:36,414 'tis so. - That's awesome. 119 00:04:36,448 --> 00:04:37,725 - Oh, well. 120 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:42,972 Mayhaps milords would fancy a round of darts or knucklebones? 121 00:04:43,006 --> 00:04:44,939 - Knucklebones? That sounds like-- 122 00:04:44,974 --> 00:04:46,907 - Like something that you can play later. 123 00:04:46,941 --> 00:04:48,805 Right after we play "tell the federal agents 124 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,704 Everything you know without the 'thees' and the 'thous.'" 125 00:04:50,738 --> 00:04:51,808 - Okay. 126 00:04:51,843 --> 00:04:54,121 This way. 127 00:04:54,155 --> 00:04:57,435 Look, a ren faire is an interactive experience. 128 00:04:57,469 --> 00:04:59,678 And people come to play along, not just watch. 129 00:04:59,713 --> 00:05:02,371 I got to stay in character. It's good for business. 130 00:05:02,405 --> 00:05:03,958 - The faster you start talking, the faster you can put 131 00:05:03,993 --> 00:05:04,925 That crown back on. 132 00:05:04,959 --> 00:05:06,651 - What about the jester with the scepter? 133 00:05:06,685 --> 00:05:07,583 The one who made the heckler laugh? 134 00:05:07,617 --> 00:05:09,067 Who is he? - And where can we find him? 135 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,034 - I've never seen the guy before. 136 00:05:11,069 --> 00:05:12,415 Plus he was wearing a mask! 137 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:13,899 - How about a list of your employees? 138 00:05:13,934 --> 00:05:14,831 - Sure, but it won't help. 139 00:05:14,866 --> 00:05:17,075 I mean, we got tons of jesters. [laughs] 140 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,939 Half of 'em are paying customers, even, 141 00:05:18,973 --> 00:05:20,665 And the customers are the good ones. 142 00:05:20,699 --> 00:05:22,425 - Well, there must be some way to narrow it down. 143 00:05:22,460 --> 00:05:24,669 How many jesters can there be? - [scoffs] 144 00:05:24,703 --> 00:05:26,705 Look around. 145 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:30,606 [indistinct chatter] 146 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,504 And that's just the line to the john. 147 00:05:32,539 --> 00:05:35,473 [toilet flushes] 148 00:05:37,544 --> 00:05:40,547 - Gadzooks. 149 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:45,655 [door beeps] 150 00:05:55,078 --> 00:05:57,495 - Told you I'd be back. 151 00:05:57,529 --> 00:06:00,843 Let's get started. 152 00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:02,465 [door opens, beeps] 153 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:05,744 - Despite everything Artie told you, you're here anyway. 154 00:06:07,228 --> 00:06:09,955 - She's my sister. 155 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:12,786 I didn't leave Joshua stuck in an inter-dimensional prison. 156 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:14,581 I didn't leave steve dead, 157 00:06:14,615 --> 00:06:16,721 And I'm not leaving claire like this. 158 00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:20,069 - Look, claude, you know I just had a huge wake-up call, 159 00:06:20,103 --> 00:06:23,037 And life is shorter than you ever think. 160 00:06:23,072 --> 00:06:26,178 I can't imagine mine without my sister. 161 00:06:26,213 --> 00:06:29,216 - So what you're saying is-- 162 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:32,978 - What's the plan? 163 00:06:33,013 --> 00:06:35,947 [mysterious music] 164 00:06:35,981 --> 00:06:43,437 ♪ 165 00:06:43,472 --> 00:06:45,439 - So since we don't have the artifact 166 00:06:45,474 --> 00:06:47,959 That turned my sister into carrie, we can't neutralize it. 167 00:06:47,993 --> 00:06:49,788 - And the artifact energy has to live somewhere, 168 00:06:49,823 --> 00:06:51,721 So if you take it out of claire-- 169 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:54,552 - We got to put it in something. 170 00:06:56,277 --> 00:06:58,141 - Wait, you know that combining artifacts-- 171 00:06:58,176 --> 00:07:00,558 - Is dangerous? Yes. 172 00:07:00,592 --> 00:07:03,595 And you know that my sister has been in a coma for 15 years. 173 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:08,220 I think a little danger is worth it, don't you? 174 00:07:08,255 --> 00:07:10,222 - Bob dylan's bus transfer. - That's right. 175 00:07:10,257 --> 00:07:11,292 His transition from acoustic 176 00:07:11,327 --> 00:07:13,778 To electric marked a major change in his music. 177 00:07:13,812 --> 00:07:15,262 You know, it might not have been dylan's best move, 178 00:07:15,296 --> 00:07:17,851 But the uproar from his fans make this artifact-- 179 00:07:17,885 --> 00:07:20,750 - Extremely dangerous! 180 00:07:20,785 --> 00:07:24,029 And also very useful to what we are about to do right now. 181 00:07:24,064 --> 00:07:25,721 Okay, moving on. 182 00:07:25,755 --> 00:07:27,861 - Alessandro volta's biscuit barrel. 183 00:07:27,895 --> 00:07:28,793 Volta invented the battery-- 184 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:31,140 - Which is a way to store the energy. 185 00:07:31,174 --> 00:07:33,211 So the bus ticket will transfer the energy 186 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:35,662 From claire into the biscuit barrel. 187 00:07:35,696 --> 00:07:37,146 Nice. - Exactly. 188 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:38,837 - Please note that I did not say anything 189 00:07:38,872 --> 00:07:41,184 About how dangerous that could be. 190 00:07:41,219 --> 00:07:43,532 [laughs] 191 00:07:43,566 --> 00:07:45,257 Okay, what do you need me to do? 192 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:47,639 - Well, since claire can't hold on to the artifacts herself, 193 00:07:47,674 --> 00:07:48,778 We've got to help her out. 194 00:07:48,813 --> 00:07:52,920 You take one hand, I'll take the other? 195 00:07:52,955 --> 00:07:55,647 - These officers of the court would just like 196 00:07:55,682 --> 00:07:57,856 To ask you all a few questions. 197 00:07:57,891 --> 00:08:00,928 [medieval music] 198 00:08:00,963 --> 00:08:08,833 ♪ 199 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:10,662 - Nope, nada, nyet. 200 00:08:10,697 --> 00:08:12,561 - That jester that made the guy laugh, 201 00:08:12,595 --> 00:08:13,907 I just want to know if you've seen him today. 202 00:08:13,941 --> 00:08:16,565 - Not so, I'faith, ne'er e'en then. 203 00:08:16,599 --> 00:08:18,187 - So would you recognize him? - Good sir! 204 00:08:18,221 --> 00:08:21,811 I shan't recognize a knave under any circumstance. 205 00:08:21,846 --> 00:08:23,641 - Look, I just want to know if-- - Knave, dost thou know 206 00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:27,748 How many knights it takes to changeth a lightbulb? 207 00:08:27,783 --> 00:08:29,716 - Stop that! - Dude, not cool! 208 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:30,993 - If you don't answer my question, 209 00:08:31,027 --> 00:08:33,064 This puppet is gonna see parts of you that not even your doc-- 210 00:08:33,098 --> 00:08:35,584 - Whoa! [laughs] 211 00:08:35,618 --> 00:08:38,587 Surely he jests, fair knave. - [sighs] 212 00:08:38,621 --> 00:08:40,554 - Okay, guys. Let's just chillax, shall we? 213 00:08:40,589 --> 00:08:42,832 Look, we just want to know if you know anything 214 00:08:42,867 --> 00:08:45,283 About the jester that made the heckler laugh. 215 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:48,286 - Not my shift. You guys ask oswald? 216 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,012 - Oswald? No, who's oswald? 217 00:08:50,046 --> 00:08:52,083 - He was one of the guys onstage when it happened. 218 00:08:52,117 --> 00:08:54,119 - So why wasn't he here with all the other jesters? 219 00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:58,158 - Oswald isn't a real jester. He was just filling in. 220 00:08:58,192 --> 00:09:00,022 He's a doofer. - A "doofer"? 221 00:09:00,056 --> 00:09:01,679 - You know, a guy who does things. 222 00:09:01,713 --> 00:09:04,026 Like, the doofer gets hit with the pie. 223 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:06,028 He's the target for the knife thrower, 224 00:09:06,062 --> 00:09:07,995 The prisoner in the dungeon. He shovels the horse-- 225 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:10,204 - Sure, we get it. He's the doofer. 226 00:09:10,239 --> 00:09:12,759 Now, where can we find him? 227 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:13,760 - Mm-mm-mm. 228 00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:15,313 - You little-- - I-I know. 229 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:17,902 I know, walk away. - I just-- 230 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:20,387 - Dunk a punk! Douse a louse! 231 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:23,079 Soak a bloke, 10 shillings! 232 00:09:23,114 --> 00:09:25,841 Step right up, milords! A mere 10 shillings. 233 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:27,877 - Oh, no, thank you, milady. 234 00:09:27,912 --> 00:09:29,638 We just want to talk to your pal up there. 235 00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:32,744 - Oh, nay, kind sir. Thou cannot. 236 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:34,746 Not until milord hits the target. 237 00:09:34,781 --> 00:09:37,611 - Well, milord is happy to oblige. 238 00:09:37,646 --> 00:09:39,786 - Thank you. 239 00:09:44,307 --> 00:09:47,103 - All right. What's so important? 240 00:09:47,138 --> 00:09:50,210 - You were onstage when the guy had the heart attack. 241 00:09:50,244 --> 00:09:51,970 - Oh, yeah. 242 00:09:52,005 --> 00:09:54,628 Poor guy. 243 00:09:54,663 --> 00:09:56,388 Wait, wait. That wasn't my fault, okay? 244 00:09:56,423 --> 00:09:59,288 I-I didn't make him laugh. I am never funny. 245 00:09:59,322 --> 00:10:01,186 Ask anyone. - I think you're funny. 246 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:02,222 - The doofer's been dunked. 247 00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:04,293 - Great. [laughter] 248 00:10:04,327 --> 00:10:06,329 - Hey, look, no one's blaming you, okay? 249 00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:07,814 We just want to know what happened. 250 00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:09,056 - Ask one of the knights. 251 00:10:09,091 --> 00:10:10,886 I mean, ask the king. He was there. 252 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,301 - We already asked everybody else. 253 00:10:12,335 --> 00:10:14,372 - Oh, of course, because the doofer is always 254 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,822 The last one on the list. 255 00:10:15,856 --> 00:10:17,444 You know I was supposed to be a knight by now? 256 00:10:17,478 --> 00:10:18,963 That's what my contract says. 257 00:10:18,997 --> 00:10:21,310 - I'm sure they'll make you a knight soon, ozzie. 258 00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:22,414 - That's easy for you to say. 259 00:10:22,449 --> 00:10:24,831 You get bumped up to lady-in-waiting next week. 260 00:10:24,865 --> 00:10:27,005 I-I've been a doofer for three seasons. 261 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,180 It--no, no. I need to talk to the king. 262 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:32,217 - You need to talk to us, okay? 263 00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:33,460 We want to know what you saw. 264 00:10:33,494 --> 00:10:39,362 [all screaming] 265 00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:46,369 - Hey, look out! - [screams] 266 00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:52,306 - You stop the cart, and I'll get the girl! 267 00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:55,724 - Pete, look out! 268 00:10:57,346 --> 00:10:59,210 - [grunts] 269 00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:04,146 [all screaming] 270 00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:13,500 - Myka, look. 271 00:11:13,534 --> 00:11:15,191 It's working. 272 00:11:15,226 --> 00:11:19,748 - [groaning] 273 00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:23,303 - Claude, just hold on. - [groaning] 274 00:11:24,545 --> 00:11:26,099 - Mykes, her hand! 275 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,107 Is that it? 276 00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:35,453 - I don't know. Bag 'em. 277 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,835 - Okay. 278 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,958 - Where am I? 279 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:02,066 - [laughs] 280 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,136 - Where the hell did it go? 281 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:05,863 - Well, no evil jesters, no laughing hecklers, 282 00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:08,106 But I'm guessing "mr. Toad's wild chariot ride" 283 00:12:08,141 --> 00:12:10,419 Has got to be related, right? 284 00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:13,249 - 'tis all part of the spectacle! 285 00:12:13,284 --> 00:12:14,872 Oh, forsooth. 286 00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:17,771 'tis the grandest entertainment in the land. 287 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,773 - Maybe we should shut this place down. 288 00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:20,705 - No, we can't. 289 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:21,775 Whoever has the artifact will go home. 290 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:24,571 We'd never find 'em. - What the hell was that? 291 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:27,056 I don't have to tell you how bad this is for business. 292 00:12:27,091 --> 00:12:29,265 It's very, very bad. 293 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:32,510 A round of knucklebones for all! [laughs] 294 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,339 All: Huzzah! 295 00:12:34,374 --> 00:12:36,410 - Come on, will you help me out here, boys? 296 00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:37,446 Uh-- 297 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,586 Milords, miladies, gather round! 298 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,484 - We know a guy with a renaissance grudge 299 00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:43,797 Against his lordship. - Bad for business has got to be 300 00:12:43,832 --> 00:12:47,042 At the top of our disgruntled doofer's to-do list. 301 00:12:47,076 --> 00:12:49,596 - I don't understand. 302 00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,425 Where am I? 303 00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:56,016 - You're at a hospital, a special hospital. 304 00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,536 - Who are you ladies? 305 00:13:00,124 --> 00:13:02,057 - Well, my name is Myka, 306 00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:06,337 And, um, this is... 307 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,959 - Uh... 308 00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:12,377 I'm Claudia. I'm your sister. 309 00:13:19,108 --> 00:13:20,351 - No, you're not. 310 00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:23,354 My sister's seven years old. [sighs] 311 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:27,254 - Um, listen, there was-- there was a car accident, 312 00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:31,569 And you've been in a coma for a really long time. 313 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,088 - A coma? 314 00:13:33,122 --> 00:13:34,952 Cars? 315 00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:37,920 But that was--no way. Come on. 316 00:13:37,955 --> 00:13:38,921 I don't believe you. I don't. 317 00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:41,268 - I-I know. It sounds insane. 318 00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:44,340 - Yes, because it is insane. 319 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,377 No, see? That is Claudia. 320 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:51,002 See? And I'm...Old. 321 00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:53,867 Oh, my god. I'm old. 322 00:13:55,696 --> 00:13:58,354 - You're not old. You're just--you're older. 323 00:13:58,389 --> 00:14:00,149 - How much older? 324 00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:03,014 - I-- 15 years. 325 00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:04,982 - 15 years? 326 00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:09,400 That means you're-- - 22. 327 00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:11,643 - So I'm 30? 328 00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:13,300 I'm 30 years old? 329 00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:16,545 How can I be 30 years old? - Don't worry! 330 00:14:16,579 --> 00:14:17,684 We're gonna get everything 331 00:14:17,718 --> 00:14:19,203 Sorted out, okay? I promise. 332 00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:20,307 Everything is gonna be all right. 333 00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:23,000 - I missed the garbage concert. I missed the prom! 334 00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:25,174 I missed graduation! 335 00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:27,073 How is this gonna be all right? - Just trust me, okay? 336 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:29,213 We're gonna talk everything through from the very beginning. 337 00:14:29,247 --> 00:14:30,662 Just give me one sec. 338 00:14:30,697 --> 00:14:33,148 I have a feeling this is maybe gonna take a while. 339 00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:35,081 - Yeah, I'm just gonna put these back where they belong. 340 00:14:35,115 --> 00:14:36,530 - Thank you. 341 00:14:36,565 --> 00:14:40,120 And, hey, um, Artie might be not so happy about this. 342 00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:43,261 You think you could soften him up a bit before we get there? 343 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:46,644 - Don't worry about it. 344 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,578 I'll take care of Artie. 345 00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:53,237 - Okay, catarina, we're looking for your pal oswald. 346 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:54,376 [boom] [all screaming] 347 00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:58,207 - Um-- - Target practice, look. 348 00:14:58,242 --> 00:15:01,383 - Another one? 349 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:03,592 [all screaming] 350 00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:05,628 - [grunts] 351 00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:08,631 - You get the wizard, I'll take care of the crowd! 352 00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:10,461 Hey, get down! Hey, get back! 353 00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:11,462 - [screams] - Hey! 354 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,982 - [grunts] 355 00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:23,577 - [laughs maniacally] 356 00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:25,338 - Okay, neat trick. Now what the hell? 357 00:15:25,372 --> 00:15:26,408 - [screams] 358 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,209 - [grunts] 359 00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:36,211 - [screaming] 360 00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:37,764 - Coming, princess! 361 00:15:37,798 --> 00:15:41,699 - [screaming] 362 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,011 - Okay, okay. There you go. 363 00:15:43,045 --> 00:15:45,323 There you go, there you go. 364 00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:46,462 - [grunts] 365 00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:50,363 - [yells] 366 00:15:50,397 --> 00:15:52,020 - Ah, some special effects! 367 00:15:52,054 --> 00:15:54,470 Wow, best ren faire ever! 368 00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:55,471 There you go. 369 00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:57,646 Not all on fire. 370 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,580 - I used to like magic. [panting] 371 00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:03,997 - Not a mark on her! What a show, huh? 372 00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:05,792 [applause] Ho-ho-ho. 373 00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:07,276 Huh? Come on. 374 00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:10,383 Let's hear it for king what's-his-name. 375 00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:14,525 Hey, not so fast there, ozzie ozbean. 376 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:16,320 - What do you want me for? 377 00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:19,116 Look, I-I-- I've never played a magician, 378 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:21,118 And I'm not even on the clock, okay? 379 00:16:21,152 --> 00:16:24,086 - That may be so, but wherever you are, chaos seems to follow. 380 00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:26,571 - Time to grill the doofus. 381 00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:31,093 - And, um, I get a free room here 382 00:16:31,128 --> 00:16:33,233 At the bed and breakfast, 383 00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:36,236 Although it's not so much breakfast anymore, so... 384 00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:38,721 - You got a lot of stuff. - [laughs] 385 00:16:38,756 --> 00:16:41,379 Oh, god, yeah. God, I guess I do. 386 00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:44,555 Um, I didn't have very much when I came here, so I-- 387 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:46,798 I don't know, maybe I'm just trying to make up for that. 388 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,491 - Mm. 389 00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:51,044 What's this? 390 00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:54,496 - Oh, this is--um, ipad. It's like a little computer. 391 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:56,532 You can listen to music or read books 392 00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:57,602 Or surf the internet on it. 393 00:16:57,637 --> 00:17:00,122 - Mm. The internet's still around? 394 00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:01,675 Dad said that'd be a passing fad. 395 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:04,575 - Yeah, well, he probably didn't think pants 396 00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:06,542 Were here to stay either. [laughs] 397 00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:10,684 Uh, that's for an xbox. 398 00:17:10,719 --> 00:17:13,584 Uh, video games. - Oh, like, um, donkey kong. 399 00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:16,449 - [laughs] yeah, except nobody plays do-- 400 00:17:16,483 --> 00:17:19,659 Yeah, just like donkey kong. [clears throat] 401 00:17:19,693 --> 00:17:22,455 - I got to say, I'm really hating this. 402 00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:24,077 - And I totally get that. 403 00:17:24,112 --> 00:17:27,563 - I-I just-- nothing feels real. 404 00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:32,396 Wait, that's it, isn't it? It's a dream. 405 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:35,123 It's just a weird dream. 406 00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:36,641 I'm just gonna wake up and be me again. 407 00:17:36,676 --> 00:17:40,473 [laughs] - Claire, I'm sorry. 408 00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:41,715 It's not a dream. 409 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,338 - It has to be. 410 00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:45,098 It has to be! 411 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:47,549 This cannot be my life! 412 00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:48,688 - Look, it's--it's okay. 413 00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:50,414 Everything is gonna be all right. 414 00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:52,761 - Please stop saying it's gonna be all right, 'cause it's not. 415 00:17:52,795 --> 00:17:54,418 None of this is all right. 416 00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:58,249 I don't recognize anything or anyone! 417 00:17:58,284 --> 00:18:00,182 - Claire, I'm sorry. You're right, it's a lot. 418 00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:03,496 It's a lot to take in, but you're gonna catch up fast. 419 00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:05,808 You know why? 'cause I did. 420 00:18:05,843 --> 00:18:08,604 - What, you were in a coma too? 421 00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:12,125 - I was in a mental institution. 422 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,921 - You were? Why? 423 00:18:14,955 --> 00:18:19,408 - [sighs] long, long story, but I spent 424 00:18:19,443 --> 00:18:22,480 My formative years in a psych ward, 425 00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:26,519 And not to outdo you, but crazy girl carries 426 00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:29,384 A lot more stigma than coma girl. 427 00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:30,626 - Oh. 428 00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:33,560 - Look, yes, maybe there are some things you can't get back 429 00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:35,838 Like the prom or the garbage concert, 430 00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:38,910 But we'll catch you up on everything else, I promise. 431 00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:41,258 Besides, I hear high school's overrated. 432 00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:44,123 I don't think we missed much avoiding all that teen drama. 433 00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:49,300 - Wait. 434 00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:51,958 Is this-- 435 00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:53,960 - Your guitar? 436 00:18:53,994 --> 00:18:55,237 - [laughs] 437 00:18:55,272 --> 00:18:58,309 - Yeah, my strongest memories of you are with that guitar, 438 00:18:58,344 --> 00:18:59,552 Which probably has a lot to do 439 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:01,416 With why I'm completely guitar-obsessed. 440 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:04,695 - [laughs] yeah, you are. 441 00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:06,524 - Hey, do you want to see where I play? 442 00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:10,287 - Okay. [laughter] 443 00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:16,258 - Okay. 444 00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:18,295 Alice? 445 00:19:18,329 --> 00:19:20,193 Are you in there? - [giggles] 446 00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:21,781 - Wha--okay. Yeah, ju--sorry. 447 00:19:21,815 --> 00:19:24,439 Just go back to planning ways to kill me. 448 00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,550 - So what's the plan? - Don't do that! 449 00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:34,587 - [sighs] Artie, do not start with me. 450 00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:35,829 - Took you long enough. Where's Claudia? 451 00:19:35,864 --> 00:19:37,590 - She's busy. You and I can handle this. 452 00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:40,524 - There was a time when people actually did what I said. 453 00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:42,767 - Oh, boo-hoo. What is the plan? 454 00:19:42,802 --> 00:19:44,631 - All right. 455 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:48,601 We are going to carefully load all these artifacts 456 00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:51,673 Back into the newly secured dark vault very, 457 00:19:51,707 --> 00:19:53,951 Very, very carefully. - Got it. 458 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,263 Okay, listen, Artie. 459 00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:56,540 I need to, um, 460 00:19:56,574 --> 00:19:57,644 Ease you into something. [crash] 461 00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,715 - Did you not hear me say "very, very carefully"? 462 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:03,029 Everything here--everything-- is extremely unstable. 463 00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:06,343 It is critical that no negative energy-- 464 00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:07,689 - This is not my first time in the dark vault! 465 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,829 - Shh, shh. - Although "vault" is a joke. 466 00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:13,453 Okay, this place is about as secure as a kiosk at the mall. 467 00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:14,627 [crash] - Don't-- 468 00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:15,869 - And how many times has alice escaped 469 00:20:15,904 --> 00:20:16,939 From that mirror anyway? 470 00:20:16,974 --> 00:20:18,424 - Which is why I have been working 471 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:21,289 Night and day to install new security measures. 472 00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:22,704 Doesn't anybody ever listen to me? 473 00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:25,431 - Do not snap at me, okay? 474 00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:26,949 You said you didn't want any help with that! 475 00:20:26,984 --> 00:20:30,815 [whoosh] - Aah! No. 476 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,852 J--no negative energy now. 477 00:20:35,441 --> 00:20:38,306 - I don't know what's making all these things happen. 478 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,652 - And yet you're always there when they do. 479 00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:41,516 - Wha-- - I don't know. 480 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:44,588 Maybe it's aimed at him? 481 00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:45,451 - Do you have any enemies? 482 00:20:45,485 --> 00:20:47,038 Anybody that might want to hurt you? 483 00:20:47,073 --> 00:20:48,488 - No, look, look, I am just trying 484 00:20:48,523 --> 00:20:51,319 To get through my already humiliating day. 485 00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:53,735 - All right, well, let's start with the juggling. 486 00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:56,047 Tell us everything you did or touched leading up 487 00:20:56,082 --> 00:20:57,014 To the jester's performance. 488 00:20:57,048 --> 00:21:00,293 - I-I did everything that I normally do. 489 00:21:00,328 --> 00:21:03,572 All the usual stuff, except getting my fortune told. 490 00:21:03,607 --> 00:21:06,713 - You don't usually get your fortune told? 491 00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:08,543 - Oh, my god. 492 00:21:08,577 --> 00:21:10,855 The fortune teller? Is tha--did she curse me? 493 00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:12,788 Am I doing all of this with my mind? 494 00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:14,825 - Well, stranger things have happened. 495 00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:16,413 What'd she say to you? - Madame dooriya? 496 00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:19,830 Uh, she--she asked me what I wanted, you know? 497 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:23,937 What--what would make me happy. 498 00:21:23,972 --> 00:21:24,973 I want to become a knight, 499 00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:27,493 And I want to win the hand of the princess. 500 00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:30,703 I mean, not just the job thing-- I mean, I actually 501 00:21:30,737 --> 00:21:32,981 Want to go out with the girl who plays the princess. 502 00:21:33,015 --> 00:21:35,880 [evil laughter] 503 00:21:35,915 --> 00:21:38,849 - [echoing] you are not a hero. 504 00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:43,854 To become a knight and win the hand of the princess, 505 00:21:43,888 --> 00:21:48,824 You must become a hero. 506 00:21:48,859 --> 00:21:50,895 - Okay. How? 507 00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:53,657 - The cards will show the way. 508 00:21:53,691 --> 00:21:54,554 - All right, well, let's see 509 00:21:54,589 --> 00:21:56,832 What else madame dooriya has to say. 510 00:22:00,871 --> 00:22:02,355 Wow. - [sighs] 511 00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:03,701 How many bags did we bring? 512 00:22:03,736 --> 00:22:05,600 - Madame d really wouldn't like this. 513 00:22:05,634 --> 00:22:08,879 - No, she really, really wouldn't. 514 00:22:08,913 --> 00:22:11,157 - All right, lady, secret service. 515 00:22:11,191 --> 00:22:13,124 We know you put a curse on this fine young man 516 00:22:13,159 --> 00:22:14,609 Right here, and we want you 517 00:22:14,643 --> 00:22:16,645 To hand over whatever it is you used to do it. 518 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,855 - I haven't cursed anyone in years. 519 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:22,513 Not since my ex-husband. Ribbit, ribbit. 520 00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:25,999 I didn't even read the cards for this one. 521 00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:29,382 - Yes, she did. 522 00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:31,177 - Pete, look. 523 00:22:31,211 --> 00:22:33,110 - Oh. 524 00:22:35,077 --> 00:22:36,769 Let's bag 'em. 525 00:22:36,803 --> 00:22:39,806 You ready, jinksy? - Mm-hmm. 526 00:22:43,085 --> 00:22:45,571 [sighs] Damn it, nothing. 527 00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:48,850 - We got a gypsy on the run! 528 00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:51,749 - Knight to b-4! 529 00:22:52,785 --> 00:22:55,477 - Wow! 530 00:22:55,512 --> 00:22:56,513 - Halt! Depart the board! 531 00:22:56,547 --> 00:22:58,756 - [gasps] 532 00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:01,828 - You know they're just using you, right? 533 00:23:01,863 --> 00:23:04,383 Steve, go around that way and flank her. 534 00:23:06,488 --> 00:23:07,455 - [yells] 535 00:23:07,489 --> 00:23:09,042 [all shouting] 536 00:23:09,077 --> 00:23:10,492 - Look out! 537 00:23:10,527 --> 00:23:13,461 The white queen! 538 00:23:13,495 --> 00:23:14,876 - Okay, this thing's just broken. 539 00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:17,913 - Hey, it's time travel day! 540 00:23:17,948 --> 00:23:19,156 - [grunts] 541 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:21,572 [all gasp] 542 00:23:21,607 --> 00:23:23,125 - Steve, she's behind you! 543 00:23:28,786 --> 00:23:29,753 - Oh, no, you don't, lady! 544 00:23:29,787 --> 00:23:31,824 - [grunts] 545 00:23:31,858 --> 00:23:35,034 All: Oh! 546 00:23:35,068 --> 00:23:36,553 - Lady just disappeared. 547 00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:39,556 - So did madame dooriya. 548 00:23:42,248 --> 00:23:46,010 - That was awesome. - Best ren faire ever! 549 00:23:46,045 --> 00:23:47,771 [applause] 550 00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:50,152 - Okay, keep it. - Thanks. 551 00:23:50,187 --> 00:23:52,741 - Wow, how did coffee get to be so expensive? 552 00:23:52,776 --> 00:23:54,571 - Oh, I have no explanation for that. 553 00:23:54,605 --> 00:23:55,813 [chuckles] 554 00:23:55,848 --> 00:23:58,264 So, you know, it's not exactly the viper room, 555 00:23:58,298 --> 00:24:00,128 But the crowd is always enthusiastic-- 556 00:24:00,162 --> 00:24:02,993 Although, in fairness, that might be the caffeine. 557 00:24:03,027 --> 00:24:04,097 - It's very cool. 558 00:24:04,132 --> 00:24:06,652 Weren't you nervous to play in front of people? 559 00:24:06,686 --> 00:24:09,171 - [laughs] yeah, definitely, but you know, Pete kind of 560 00:24:09,206 --> 00:24:11,277 Talked me into it, and then after that first night, 561 00:24:11,311 --> 00:24:13,279 When they all clapped, 562 00:24:13,313 --> 00:24:15,799 Let's just say I'm addicted to more than just coffee. 563 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:18,491 - [laughs] 564 00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:20,942 Would you play for me? 565 00:24:20,976 --> 00:24:22,771 - Twist my arm. 566 00:24:22,806 --> 00:24:23,910 [laughter] 567 00:24:23,945 --> 00:24:25,222 But, hey, you've got to sing with me. 568 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,742 - Oh, I've been in a coma for 15 years. 569 00:24:27,776 --> 00:24:29,882 I'm pretty sure I'm rusty. 570 00:24:29,916 --> 00:24:30,986 - And I can guarantee you rolling stone 571 00:24:31,021 --> 00:24:32,125 Is not here to review us. 572 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,300 - Oh, thank god rolling stone's still around. 573 00:24:34,334 --> 00:24:36,958 - [laughs] okay. 574 00:24:36,992 --> 00:24:39,098 [clears throat] 575 00:24:39,132 --> 00:24:42,722 ♪ ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 576 00:24:42,757 --> 00:24:44,206 ♪ ba, ba, ba, ba 577 00:24:44,241 --> 00:24:45,691 - Wait. Is that-- - ♪ ba, da, ba, da, da 578 00:24:45,725 --> 00:24:47,693 Garbage, when I grow up. 579 00:24:47,727 --> 00:24:49,246 - Oh. - Since you missed the concert, 580 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,627 I thought we could have one of our own. 581 00:24:50,661 --> 00:24:58,669 ♪ 582 00:25:01,189 --> 00:25:03,156 - ♪ cut my tongue out 583 00:25:03,191 --> 00:25:08,230 ♪ I've been caught out like a giant juggernaut ♪ 584 00:25:08,265 --> 00:25:11,855 ♪ happy hours, golden showers 585 00:25:11,889 --> 00:25:13,822 ♪ on a cruise to freak you out ♪ 586 00:25:13,857 --> 00:25:15,755 - [laughs] - Go. 587 00:25:15,790 --> 00:25:19,103 - ♪ we could fly a helicopter 588 00:25:19,138 --> 00:25:21,865 ♪ nothing left to talk about 589 00:25:21,899 --> 00:25:24,143 [both laugh] ♪ entertain you 590 00:25:24,177 --> 00:25:25,938 Both: ♪ celebrate you 591 00:25:25,972 --> 00:25:28,319 ♪ I'll be back to frame you 592 00:25:28,354 --> 00:25:31,564 ♪ when I grow up 593 00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:33,601 ♪ I'll be stable 594 00:25:33,635 --> 00:25:35,844 - [laughs] - Nice. 595 00:25:35,879 --> 00:25:38,122 Both: ♪ when I grow up 596 00:25:38,157 --> 00:25:42,023 ♪ I'll turn the tables - Yeah! 597 00:25:42,057 --> 00:25:45,095 Both: ♪ when I grow up 598 00:25:45,129 --> 00:25:47,891 ♪ I'll be stable 599 00:25:47,925 --> 00:25:49,168 - Oh, yeah! 600 00:25:49,202 --> 00:25:52,620 Both: ♪ sha-la-la, sha-la-la 601 00:25:52,654 --> 00:25:54,035 ♪ sha-la-la 602 00:25:54,069 --> 00:25:55,139 - You didn't mention in the job interview 603 00:25:55,174 --> 00:25:57,935 That we we're just gonna be glorified stock boys. 604 00:25:57,970 --> 00:26:01,249 - My keen sense of perception is giving me the impression 605 00:26:01,283 --> 00:26:02,250 That you are upset. 606 00:26:02,284 --> 00:26:05,874 What is wrong? - [laughs] what's wrong, Artie? 607 00:26:05,909 --> 00:26:07,600 Everything! [trumpet blares] 608 00:26:07,635 --> 00:26:10,879 - Look, just-- calmly, calmly, just-- 609 00:26:10,914 --> 00:26:12,743 You see, there's an energy balance in here that-- 610 00:26:12,778 --> 00:26:14,883 - Don't patronize me, Artie. - Patronize you? 611 00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:16,160 [trumpet blares] Liste-- 612 00:26:16,195 --> 00:26:17,886 My bad. 613 00:26:17,921 --> 00:26:19,301 Look, why don't we just quietly work together? 614 00:26:19,336 --> 00:26:21,649 - You also never mentioned that we would be stuck 615 00:26:21,683 --> 00:26:23,029 In south dakota forever, 616 00:26:23,064 --> 00:26:26,032 And you never, ever, ever told us 617 00:26:26,067 --> 00:26:28,172 That we would be affected by artifacts! 618 00:26:28,207 --> 00:26:31,935 You want to guess how many times I've been whammied? 619 00:26:31,969 --> 00:26:33,419 - That's what this is about. 620 00:26:33,453 --> 00:26:35,283 You think that somehow 621 00:26:35,317 --> 00:26:38,148 An artifact has affected your health. 622 00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:41,392 - Stop second-guessing me, Artie. 623 00:26:41,427 --> 00:26:44,119 That is not what this is about... 624 00:26:44,154 --> 00:26:46,156 Not at all! [rumbling] 625 00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:48,330 [keys clacking] 626 00:26:49,918 --> 00:26:52,300 - Myka, you've been whammied again. 627 00:26:52,334 --> 00:26:55,199 - I hate it here! 628 00:26:56,442 --> 00:26:59,203 [trumpet shrieks] 629 00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:03,311 - Not so fast! 630 00:27:03,345 --> 00:27:05,244 - Damn it! I'm getting old. 631 00:27:05,278 --> 00:27:06,935 I used to be faster than the kgb. 632 00:27:06,970 --> 00:27:08,316 - So this is why you ran out on us? 633 00:27:08,350 --> 00:27:09,800 You were jonesing for a corn dog? 634 00:27:09,835 --> 00:27:11,457 - Which I would totally get, by the way. 635 00:27:11,491 --> 00:27:12,354 They're awesome. 636 00:27:12,389 --> 00:27:14,253 - Why are you harassing my grandmother? 637 00:27:14,287 --> 00:27:15,323 She didn't do anything wrong. 638 00:27:15,357 --> 00:27:17,221 - That's right. You did! 639 00:27:17,256 --> 00:27:19,189 Idiot girl, you used mother shipton's cards 640 00:27:19,223 --> 00:27:20,397 On that doofus. 641 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,364 - It's doofer. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 642 00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:23,711 You? 643 00:27:23,745 --> 00:27:25,782 I-I thought you liked the doofus. 644 00:27:25,816 --> 00:27:28,060 Oswald. - You do? 645 00:27:28,094 --> 00:27:30,269 You like me? Like, like like me? 646 00:27:30,303 --> 00:27:33,099 - So then why curse him? He could have been hurt. 647 00:27:33,134 --> 00:27:35,032 - I know, and I'm so sorry. 648 00:27:35,067 --> 00:27:36,033 It was an accident. 649 00:27:36,068 --> 00:27:38,311 I was--I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt. 650 00:27:38,346 --> 00:27:39,727 I was just trying to help ozzie. 651 00:27:39,761 --> 00:27:40,797 I wanted him to show the courage 652 00:27:40,831 --> 00:27:43,247 That I know he has so he could become a knight. 653 00:27:43,282 --> 00:27:45,905 So, when he came into the tent, I pretended to be dooriya. 654 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:47,079 I didn't know it was gonna be dangerous. 655 00:27:47,113 --> 00:27:49,909 - Of course it's dangerous! Idiot girl! 656 00:27:49,944 --> 00:27:52,981 Mother shipton created tragedy across all of england. 657 00:27:53,016 --> 00:27:54,086 - Well, then let's make sure 658 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,433 Those cards don't cause any more. 659 00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:59,505 - All right, watch your eyes. 660 00:27:59,539 --> 00:28:01,196 - Nice trick. 661 00:28:01,231 --> 00:28:02,957 - All right, now that we know ozzie's 662 00:28:02,991 --> 00:28:05,097 Off the hook, how about some corn dogs? 663 00:28:05,131 --> 00:28:07,099 - No, wait! This cannot be stopped. 664 00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:09,342 The cards have been dealt. 665 00:28:09,377 --> 00:28:11,931 They foretold that the doofus will become a hero, 666 00:28:11,966 --> 00:28:14,865 So become a hero he must or die trying. 667 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:17,074 I usually get paid for this kind of information. 668 00:28:17,109 --> 00:28:18,075 - "die"? 669 00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:20,146 Did she say "die"? Like, die die? 670 00:28:20,181 --> 00:28:21,423 - Yes, die! - Die! 671 00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:23,046 - No one's gonna die, okay? 672 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,185 We're gonna fix this. 673 00:28:24,219 --> 00:28:28,465 Steve, why don't you help oswald pick out a nice hat. 674 00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:31,054 - Let's go buy a hat. 675 00:28:31,088 --> 00:28:33,194 - Does he really have to die? 676 00:28:33,228 --> 00:28:36,059 - Either he's a hero or a dead doofus. 677 00:28:36,093 --> 00:28:37,750 - Okay, so how do we fix this? 678 00:28:37,785 --> 00:28:39,476 - Oswald is the only one who can fix it. 679 00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:41,927 He must become-- - A hero, right... 680 00:28:41,961 --> 00:28:43,100 As you said. 681 00:28:43,135 --> 00:28:44,999 Is there any other way? 682 00:28:45,033 --> 00:28:46,414 - Or he could die! 683 00:28:46,448 --> 00:28:48,796 - Would you stop saying that? 684 00:28:48,830 --> 00:28:50,936 - The cards are presenting oswald with opportunities. 685 00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:53,283 He should have been the one to call 911 686 00:28:53,317 --> 00:28:54,767 Or to rescue that little girl... 687 00:28:54,802 --> 00:28:56,873 - Or kept steve out of checkmate. 688 00:28:56,907 --> 00:28:58,564 - He could be a hero. I know he can. 689 00:28:58,598 --> 00:28:59,945 - Really? 690 00:28:59,979 --> 00:29:01,084 Have you seen him? 691 00:29:01,118 --> 00:29:04,018 I mean, really looked at him? 692 00:29:06,606 --> 00:29:08,816 - Well, she has a point. 693 00:29:08,850 --> 00:29:09,989 - No matter. 694 00:29:10,024 --> 00:29:12,923 The cards will continue to challenge him until he does. 695 00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:16,133 - All right, well, I guess it's time for oswald to knight up. 696 00:29:16,168 --> 00:29:18,584 - His goal is to win the princess, and to do that, 697 00:29:18,618 --> 00:29:19,654 He has to win the tournament today. 698 00:29:19,688 --> 00:29:21,794 So the cards will probably challenge him there. 699 00:29:21,829 --> 00:29:22,933 - The time--I must go. 700 00:29:22,968 --> 00:29:26,972 I have an exorcism in 20 minutes. 701 00:29:27,006 --> 00:29:28,905 - Okay, explain something to me. 702 00:29:28,939 --> 00:29:30,182 If you really like this guy, 703 00:29:30,216 --> 00:29:32,046 Why would you help him win the princess? 704 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,186 - Because when you really love someone, 705 00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:38,569 You want them to be happy, even if it isn't with you. 706 00:29:38,604 --> 00:29:40,399 - Wow. My ex-girlfriends had more of... 707 00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:43,195 [imitating Woody Allen] A scorched-earth policy. 708 00:29:43,229 --> 00:29:44,921 - Don't let anything happen to him? 709 00:29:44,955 --> 00:29:46,923 - Don't worry. I'm on it. 710 00:29:46,957 --> 00:29:48,303 Now that I know where and when, 711 00:29:48,338 --> 00:29:51,203 I'll make sure the odds are stacked in his favor. 712 00:29:51,237 --> 00:29:54,482 - Good, because the last card that I dealt him... 713 00:29:54,516 --> 00:29:57,002 Was "death." 714 00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:01,351 - Myka, please. Don't, don't! 715 00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:02,973 - [grunts] - No. No! 716 00:30:03,008 --> 00:30:04,526 - Talking down to me does not help! 717 00:30:04,561 --> 00:30:06,252 - Look, I'm not talking down to you. 718 00:30:06,287 --> 00:30:07,219 I'm just talking you down. 719 00:30:07,253 --> 00:30:08,599 See the difference? 720 00:30:08,634 --> 00:30:11,361 See, all this rage--don't! Oh, oh! 721 00:30:11,395 --> 00:30:14,813 All this rage is just 'cause you've been whammied. 722 00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:18,437 - It's not just that. 723 00:30:18,471 --> 00:30:19,472 - That's right. 724 00:30:19,507 --> 00:30:21,405 - It's everything. - Right. 725 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,373 - It's this place. - Uh-huh. 726 00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:25,927 - It's a thousand things. - I understand. 727 00:30:25,962 --> 00:30:28,516 - Do you know that I went through my cancer scare alone? 728 00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:30,621 - Uh, yeah. - Do you know that? 729 00:30:30,656 --> 00:30:32,554 - I'm sure. - Alone! 730 00:30:32,589 --> 00:30:34,936 [whip cracks loudly] - Yes, I know. 731 00:30:34,971 --> 00:30:36,662 And--and you didn't really need to. 732 00:30:36,696 --> 00:30:40,873 You--you chose to keep it to yourself, see? 733 00:30:40,908 --> 00:30:43,496 - And what if I spend the rest of my life alone? 734 00:30:43,531 --> 00:30:46,189 Is that my fault too? 735 00:30:46,223 --> 00:30:48,916 Is that what you're saying? 736 00:30:48,950 --> 00:30:53,058 Answer the question! 737 00:30:53,092 --> 00:30:56,095 [item whooshes, buzzes] 738 00:30:59,547 --> 00:31:01,583 - Oh, my god. 739 00:31:01,618 --> 00:31:04,000 The music box. 740 00:31:08,142 --> 00:31:11,352 - Unh. 741 00:31:11,386 --> 00:31:12,974 You shot me? 742 00:31:13,009 --> 00:31:14,424 - Well, it wasn't really a shot, per se-- 743 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:15,977 More like an aggressive hello. 744 00:31:16,012 --> 00:31:18,911 - You shot me! 745 00:31:18,946 --> 00:31:21,051 It just makes me angrier! 746 00:31:21,086 --> 00:31:24,537 [air whooshing] 747 00:31:30,543 --> 00:31:34,651 - Oy yay, oy yay, oy yay! Gather round! 748 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:38,344 'tis time for the royal tournament to begin! 749 00:31:38,379 --> 00:31:41,313 [cheers and applause, swords clanging] 750 00:31:43,694 --> 00:31:46,663 [both grunting] 751 00:31:49,148 --> 00:31:50,598 - No, no, no, I can't. - Oh, yeah. 752 00:31:50,632 --> 00:31:52,151 - I-I can't. I can't. I can't. 753 00:31:52,186 --> 00:31:53,601 - Yes, you can. - No. 754 00:31:53,635 --> 00:31:56,121 - There you go. That a boy. - Uh-oh. 755 00:31:56,155 --> 00:31:57,743 [audience cheers] How? 756 00:31:57,777 --> 00:32:02,092 - With clear eyes and a full heart... 757 00:32:02,127 --> 00:32:03,369 You can't lose. 758 00:32:03,404 --> 00:32:06,096 - [gasps] I'm nearsighted, and I have arrhythmia. 759 00:32:06,131 --> 00:32:08,133 - Look, dude, you can do this, okay? 760 00:32:08,167 --> 00:32:09,513 You have to. 761 00:32:09,548 --> 00:32:11,239 Otherwise they're just gonna keep coming, 762 00:32:11,274 --> 00:32:13,379 And you don't want to be chased your whole life, do you, huh? 763 00:32:13,414 --> 00:32:15,485 - All you have to do is beat this last card. 764 00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:16,658 How bad can it be? 765 00:32:16,693 --> 00:32:18,522 [audience gasps] 766 00:32:18,557 --> 00:32:21,560 [horse whinnies deeply] 767 00:32:26,427 --> 00:32:27,669 - Well, you had to ask. 768 00:32:27,704 --> 00:32:30,949 [whinny echoing] 769 00:32:44,824 --> 00:32:48,173 [horse whinnies] - Who challenges me? 770 00:32:48,207 --> 00:32:50,106 You? - Me? Oh, him. 771 00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:51,797 - Prepare to die, mortal! - No, no, no, no, no, no! 772 00:32:51,831 --> 00:32:53,212 He's got to do this himself. 773 00:32:53,247 --> 00:32:55,111 - [whimpers] whoa, whoa. 774 00:32:55,145 --> 00:32:56,629 No, I can't do this. - No, no, no, you're doing it! 775 00:32:56,664 --> 00:32:58,148 - I can't-- - Ozzie, no, you're good. 776 00:32:58,183 --> 00:32:59,425 You're doing great. 777 00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:02,601 Keep him in the game, okay? I got an idea. 778 00:33:02,635 --> 00:33:05,328 - [snorts, roars] - [whimpers] 779 00:33:05,362 --> 00:33:06,398 - Hey, no! - I can't. 780 00:33:06,432 --> 00:33:09,228 - You're a knight now. Use your sword. 781 00:33:11,334 --> 00:33:14,026 - [whimpering] - [roars] 782 00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:15,614 - Aah! [all gasp] 783 00:33:15,648 --> 00:33:17,236 [whimpers] - Here, catch! 784 00:33:17,271 --> 00:33:19,238 - [whimpers] - [roars] 785 00:33:19,273 --> 00:33:20,343 - Ozzie, here! [grunts] 786 00:33:20,377 --> 00:33:22,310 - Unh! [all gasp] 787 00:33:22,345 --> 00:33:25,624 - Ozzie, look out! 788 00:33:25,658 --> 00:33:28,834 - Nothing is worth this, not even the princess! 789 00:33:28,868 --> 00:33:31,078 - Hey, where you going? - Coward! 790 00:33:31,112 --> 00:33:33,528 - Leave me alone! 791 00:33:33,563 --> 00:33:35,703 - Catarina! 792 00:33:35,737 --> 00:33:37,636 - [growls] 793 00:33:37,670 --> 00:33:40,087 I'll take you instead. 794 00:33:40,121 --> 00:33:44,091 - No! - [roars] 795 00:33:46,093 --> 00:33:49,475 [cheers and applause] 796 00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:52,547 All: Huzzah! Hip-hip, huzzah! 797 00:33:52,582 --> 00:33:55,585 Hip-hip, huzzah! 798 00:33:55,619 --> 00:33:58,484 [both laughing] - We did it. 799 00:34:00,659 --> 00:34:02,523 Both: ♪ I don't want to fall asleep 800 00:34:02,557 --> 00:34:04,525 ♪ 'cause I miss you, babe 801 00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:07,528 ♪ and I don't want to miss a thing ♪ 802 00:34:07,562 --> 00:34:10,255 - [imitates guitar playing] - Oh, I don't. 803 00:34:10,289 --> 00:34:12,395 I don't want to miss a thing. 804 00:34:12,429 --> 00:34:14,880 Will you tell me everything that happened while I was sleeping? 805 00:34:14,914 --> 00:34:17,538 - Ooh! Well, that could take a minute. 806 00:34:17,572 --> 00:34:19,264 We need snacks. 807 00:34:19,298 --> 00:34:20,472 - Okay. 808 00:34:20,506 --> 00:34:22,508 Mom and dad must be so proud of you. 809 00:34:25,442 --> 00:34:29,101 - [sighs] 810 00:34:29,136 --> 00:34:30,827 Claire... 811 00:34:33,312 --> 00:34:36,212 Um... 812 00:34:36,246 --> 00:34:38,524 Listen, mom and dad... 813 00:34:38,559 --> 00:34:40,354 [sighs] 814 00:34:40,388 --> 00:34:44,358 Mom and dad aren't with us anymore. 815 00:34:44,392 --> 00:34:46,774 - What do you mean? 816 00:34:46,808 --> 00:34:49,121 - They're gone. [sighs] 817 00:34:49,156 --> 00:34:50,502 They were-- 818 00:34:50,536 --> 00:34:54,230 They were in the car accident that put you in a coma. 819 00:34:56,163 --> 00:34:57,509 - They were? 820 00:34:57,543 --> 00:34:59,269 - Claire, please! - No! 821 00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:03,618 The car? 822 00:35:07,346 --> 00:35:09,417 That car. 823 00:35:10,832 --> 00:35:13,663 They're dead? I'm starting to remember. 824 00:35:13,697 --> 00:35:14,595 - I'm so sorry. 825 00:35:14,629 --> 00:35:16,321 I know I should have told you sooner. 826 00:35:16,355 --> 00:35:18,185 I just--I-I didn't know-- - But I wasn't. 827 00:35:18,219 --> 00:35:20,566 I saw it. 828 00:35:20,601 --> 00:35:23,362 I saw the crash... 829 00:35:23,397 --> 00:35:25,537 So I couldn't ha-- 830 00:35:27,435 --> 00:35:29,437 I wasn't in the car, was I? 831 00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:32,785 - No... 832 00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:35,236 You weren't. 833 00:35:35,271 --> 00:35:38,860 You--it's-- it's very complicated. 834 00:35:38,895 --> 00:35:42,347 I-I-- [Farnsworth buzzing] 835 00:35:42,381 --> 00:35:45,936 [sighs] 836 00:35:45,971 --> 00:35:46,903 Yep? 837 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,870 - Is your sister there with you right now? 838 00:35:48,905 --> 00:35:50,493 - Great. Myka told you. 839 00:35:50,527 --> 00:35:52,495 Yeah, listen, everything's okay. 840 00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:53,634 - No-- [crash] 841 00:35:53,668 --> 00:35:54,842 Actually, it isn't! 842 00:35:54,876 --> 00:35:57,948 [air whooshing] 843 00:35:57,983 --> 00:36:02,263 - Don't defend him. He shot me! 844 00:36:02,298 --> 00:36:04,300 [crackling] - Guys, get back! 845 00:36:06,854 --> 00:36:07,820 - Oh. 846 00:36:07,855 --> 00:36:09,822 [bang] - I'm sorry. 847 00:36:09,857 --> 00:36:11,721 I'm really, really, really sorry, really! 848 00:36:11,755 --> 00:36:12,894 I just--I thought that-- 849 00:36:12,929 --> 00:36:14,482 - Bob dylan's bus transfer? 850 00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:16,243 Volta's biscuit barrel? 851 00:36:16,277 --> 00:36:17,968 You think I didn't already think of that? 852 00:36:18,003 --> 00:36:20,454 Look, the music box does not work that way. 853 00:36:20,488 --> 00:36:22,525 [bang] - Ooh! 854 00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:24,009 - Look, the energy 855 00:36:24,043 --> 00:36:26,701 Has to be transferred into a living human being. 856 00:36:26,736 --> 00:36:28,945 If you'd only asked me, I wo-- [bang] 857 00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:31,499 - [gasps] - Can't we just tesla her? 858 00:36:31,534 --> 00:36:33,398 - [sighs] in addition to the strong possibility 859 00:36:33,432 --> 00:36:37,264 That Myka might be extremely upset by being shot again, 860 00:36:37,298 --> 00:36:38,955 There's also the issue of the energy from the tesla 861 00:36:38,989 --> 00:36:40,543 Boosting her telekinetic energy, so... 862 00:36:40,577 --> 00:36:41,544 [chuckles] 863 00:36:41,578 --> 00:36:43,408 - So, what, then? 864 00:36:45,962 --> 00:36:48,758 [air whooshing] 865 00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:50,967 - Catch, Artie! 866 00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:53,280 - Oh, it's not Artie. It's me. 867 00:36:56,524 --> 00:36:58,699 Hi. Just giving claire the grand tour. 868 00:36:58,733 --> 00:36:59,527 Want to help? 869 00:36:59,562 --> 00:37:01,633 Nobody knows the stacks like Myka. 870 00:37:01,667 --> 00:37:03,428 You remember claire, right? 871 00:37:03,462 --> 00:37:05,637 - Hey, again, Myka. 872 00:37:05,671 --> 00:37:08,571 - Hello, claire. - Nice of you to drop in. 873 00:37:11,298 --> 00:37:13,679 - I'm sorry, Myka. 874 00:37:13,714 --> 00:37:16,820 - Oh! 875 00:37:16,855 --> 00:37:19,927 - We only have a few minutes and not many options. 876 00:37:19,961 --> 00:37:21,687 - Well, you're not gonna put Myka in a coma, Artie. 877 00:37:21,722 --> 00:37:24,414 You can't. 878 00:37:24,449 --> 00:37:26,589 - Claudia, not her... 879 00:37:26,623 --> 00:37:28,418 Me. 880 00:37:28,453 --> 00:37:30,006 He has to, don't you? 881 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,388 Seeing her like that, I remember now. 882 00:37:32,422 --> 00:37:33,527 I remember everything-- 883 00:37:33,561 --> 00:37:36,392 The music box, how angry I could get, mom and dad. 884 00:37:36,426 --> 00:37:37,703 - It wasn't your fault. 885 00:37:37,738 --> 00:37:39,429 - I know. I know. But somebody has to do it-- 886 00:37:39,464 --> 00:37:40,499 Not Myka! 887 00:37:40,534 --> 00:37:42,294 - No, no, I'm not gonna let you go back to that. 888 00:37:42,329 --> 00:37:45,055 There has to be something. - No, but there's not! 889 00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:47,506 You've tried everything, haven't you? 890 00:37:47,541 --> 00:37:50,923 - For 15 years. I'm sorry, claire. 891 00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:53,098 - It's okay. - No. No! 892 00:37:53,132 --> 00:37:54,341 I was there too. 893 00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:55,687 I knew the music box was dangerous. 894 00:37:55,721 --> 00:37:57,447 Put me in the coma. - No, Claudia. 895 00:37:57,482 --> 00:38:00,623 I will not let you or Myka or anyone else suffer. 896 00:38:00,657 --> 00:38:02,038 Listen to me. 897 00:38:02,072 --> 00:38:04,420 Thank you for today. 898 00:38:04,454 --> 00:38:09,114 If I only get one day, I am so, so glad I got this one. 899 00:38:09,148 --> 00:38:10,702 I love you, little sister, 900 00:38:10,736 --> 00:38:14,602 And I am counting on you to fix all of this. 901 00:38:19,573 --> 00:38:22,714 [cracking] 902 00:38:22,748 --> 00:38:24,854 - We have to do this now. 903 00:38:26,442 --> 00:38:28,478 - Okay. 904 00:38:35,934 --> 00:38:39,109 [breathing nervously] 905 00:38:39,144 --> 00:38:41,733 Wait. 906 00:38:54,435 --> 00:38:58,957 ♪ when I grow up 907 00:38:58,991 --> 00:39:02,685 Both: ♪ I'll be stable 908 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,583 - [laughs] 909 00:39:04,618 --> 00:39:06,861 Both: ♪ when I grow up 910 00:39:06,896 --> 00:39:10,140 ♪ I'll turn the tables 911 00:39:11,935 --> 00:39:14,179 - I'll find a way. 912 00:39:14,213 --> 00:39:16,802 I promise. 913 00:39:16,837 --> 00:39:19,840 - [inhales sharply] all right. 914 00:39:19,874 --> 00:39:21,600 Yeah. 915 00:39:23,878 --> 00:39:26,847 [music plays indistinctly] [sighs] 916 00:39:43,829 --> 00:39:47,143 - I now pronounce theesir oswald the lionheart. 917 00:39:47,177 --> 00:39:48,972 All: Huzzah! [applause, trumpets playing] 918 00:39:49,007 --> 00:39:53,183 - And offer thee my fair daughter's hand in marriage. 919 00:39:53,218 --> 00:39:56,635 [trumpets continue playing] - Uh, gramercy, your majesty. 920 00:39:56,670 --> 00:39:59,500 It pains me greatly, but I must decline. 921 00:39:59,535 --> 00:40:01,882 Verily, my heart belongs to another. 922 00:40:13,618 --> 00:40:15,136 - You knew, didn't you? 923 00:40:15,171 --> 00:40:16,862 You knew that oswald would save her, 924 00:40:16,897 --> 00:40:19,209 So you told catarina to run in the ring. 925 00:40:19,244 --> 00:40:21,073 - Well, jinksy, my friend, 926 00:40:21,108 --> 00:40:23,006 I had a feeling that ozzie could be a hero 927 00:40:23,041 --> 00:40:25,077 For someone he really cared about. 928 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,566 Oh, look, someone got left out. 929 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,499 [sighs] 930 00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:33,983 Can't let that happen, now, can we? 931 00:40:34,017 --> 00:40:35,467 - Mm-hmm. 932 00:40:37,883 --> 00:40:40,023 - Hey, hey, hey. [both chuckle] 933 00:40:40,058 --> 00:40:44,718 Hey, uh, I don't know if you doth realize it or not, 934 00:40:44,752 --> 00:40:48,825 But, uh, I was pretty helpful with yon knight over there. 935 00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:50,033 - [nasally voice] ooh. 936 00:40:50,068 --> 00:40:53,140 - Yeah, well. - That's so exciting. 937 00:40:53,174 --> 00:40:57,489 You want to go get a chai latte? - [groans] 938 00:41:01,804 --> 00:41:04,703 - I wanted to show you this. - What is this? 939 00:41:04,738 --> 00:41:07,292 - Claire. 940 00:41:07,326 --> 00:41:08,776 It's all about claire. 941 00:41:08,811 --> 00:41:10,295 - Yeah. 942 00:41:10,329 --> 00:41:13,816 Like I said, I've been working on her problem 943 00:41:13,850 --> 00:41:17,785 For the last 15 years. 944 00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:20,512 I'm sorry, Claudia. 945 00:41:20,547 --> 00:41:23,722 I'm sorry I didn't tell you about claire... 946 00:41:23,757 --> 00:41:25,828 Sooner. 947 00:41:25,862 --> 00:41:30,039 I didn't want you to go through all that pain. 948 00:41:30,073 --> 00:41:32,006 I've always done-- I always will do anything 949 00:41:32,041 --> 00:41:33,836 To keep you from getting hurt. 950 00:41:37,322 --> 00:41:40,532 Please don't hug me. 951 00:41:40,567 --> 00:41:44,225 The only thing that could make this worse is you seeing me cry. 952 00:41:51,923 --> 00:41:56,824 Okay, from now on, we do everything together. 953 00:41:56,859 --> 00:41:59,793 That goes for you too. 954 00:41:59,827 --> 00:42:02,105 We're a family here, 955 00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:06,869 And none of us has to go through anything alone... 956 00:42:06,903 --> 00:42:08,905 Ever. 957 00:42:12,046 --> 00:42:13,600 [crying] Damn it. 958 00:42:13,634 --> 00:42:16,050 - [chuckles]